slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

swerving ruler

A dope ruler. Lmao

Yah. Bruh ma ruler's swervin'.
My swerving ruler is lit af.

by DifferNC October 18, 2018

Cute rule

When a rule is not tough, and considered a joke to ppl

I think people would not follow the rule of wearing uniform at school all week. It's a cute rule!

by Watermelon_cat December 1, 2018

Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019

Parisi Rule

If you do parisi then you are gay.

The Parisi rule states that if you go there you are gay.

by Justin Fontana January 22, 2019

Luigis Rule

Old enough to pee is old enough for me

Luigis rule is so legit!

by Littlegamerhottie148 April 6, 2019

Step rule

The step rule defines the only instance in which a family member having sex with another family member is not incest. This situation is where the relationship has step- in the name i.e. Stepsister, stepfather, etc.

Person 1: Is that porn incest?

Person 2: No, it's the step rule

by General secrecy July 2, 2019