Mr. Peanut's Nuts

All it is is Mr. Peanut's balls

Ohhhh Boyyyyy, Mr. Peanut's Nuts look so delicious.

by Mr. Survivor March 10, 2021

No Nut New Years

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one

A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.

by AGod0607 November 1, 2019

Debaucherous Fuck-nut

(adjective): one who engages in the excessive indulgence of immoral pleasures, specifially those sexual in nature. The individual cannot control their urges, delving into a fit of insane depravity where every conceivable orifice is ripe for fornication.

"I'm never going camping with your friends again! You're all a bunch of debaucherous fuck-nuts!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Don't act like you all weren't doing body shots off each other before running into the woods to play 'Who's in my asshole'!"

by Shenaniganz13 July 11, 2022

Post-Nut Munchies

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.

Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck

by PackedRaccoon June 29, 2022

Crazy Go Nuts

crazy, wierd, amazing, etc. First used on homestar runner.

Wow, that's crazy go nuts!

Things are just about to get crazy go nuts!

by Kaerfz September 28, 2005

Nut Sack Delight

When someone hits on you who is not good looking or really old. In the case that this happens, you must yell "Nut Sack Delight" at the top of your lungs!!!

For example:

Guy is at tailor shop getting fitted for suit. An elderly woman comes out and measures him. At the end of all that... the guy is about to walk away when the woman says "Oh nice body" while staring at the guy's butt. Only problem? The woman is old enough to be the guy's grandma. = Nut Sack Delight.

by Azn_ball_sack September 23, 2009

Nut Pouch

A girl that a man only uses to have intercourse with and ejaculate in.

Sally? I stayed with her last weekend. She’s just a nut pouch.

by Mrtreebeard October 27, 2017