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Mr. Peanut's Nuts

All it is is Mr. Peanut's balls
Ohhhh Boyyyyy, Mr. Peanut's Nuts look so delicious.
by Mr. Survivor March 10, 2021
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nut tug of war

A game where a piece of string have 2 ends that a tied on to the nuts, genitalia, groin, crotch, testicles male. The contestants will walk back and the string will have to go off of nuts but nether contestants can untie the string the losses will get kicked in the nuts
Last time I played nut tug of war I lost and the winer was not wearing no normal shoe of corse it had a Metal front that was not kicked quite softly at my nuts
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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Debaucherous Fuck-nut

(adjective): one who engages in the excessive indulgence of immoral pleasures, specifially those sexual in nature. The individual cannot control their urges, delving into a fit of insane depravity where every conceivable orifice is ripe for fornication.
"I'm never going camping with your friends again! You're all a bunch of debaucherous fuck-nuts!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Don't act like you all weren't doing body shots off each other before running into the woods to play 'Who's in my asshole'!"
by Shenaniganz13 July 11, 2022
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Post-Nut Munchies

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.
Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck
by PackedRaccoon June 29, 2022
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Crazy Go Nuts

crazy, wierd, amazing, etc. First used on homestar runner.
Wow, that's crazy go nuts!

Things are just about to get crazy go nuts!
by Kaerfz September 28, 2005
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Nut Sack Delight

When someone hits on you who is not good looking or really old. In the case that this happens, you must yell "Nut Sack Delight" at the top of your lungs!!!
For example:

Guy is at tailor shop getting fitted for suit. An elderly woman comes out and measures him. At the end of all that... the guy is about to walk away when the woman says "Oh nice body" while staring at the guy's butt. Only problem? The woman is old enough to be the guy's grandma. = Nut Sack Delight.
by Azn_ball_sack September 23, 2009
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Nut Pouch

A girl that a man only uses to have intercourse with and ejaculate in.
Sally? I stayed with her last weekend. She’s just a nut pouch.
by Mrtreebeard October 27, 2017
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