Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

Meat slicer

A meat slicer is somebody in a popular group chat with 3 fortnite streamers. Everybody in the groupchat stans Why Don’t We

Did you see what happened in the Meat Slicers group chat last night??

by pEyton11234 October 09, 2018

you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 04, 2020

Meat-belt

Noun; eng. Mēæt-bëlt When your female (usually thicc) companion wraps her leg around your waist while she sleeps, to prevent you from cheating on her in her dreams.

I couldn’t sleep because my Meat-belt was on too tight to keep me secured from pulling the Thots in my girls dreams.

by 💦🍆 August 16, 2018

Brazilian meat tower

A sexual act resembling an eiffel tower minus the girl. Multiple meats necessary.

Buren and Chase snuck off late last night; I bet they were making a Brazilian meat tower.

by ACS204 May 22, 2020

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

Slurping On Meat

Slurping/Sipping on meat is a DISRESPECTFUL way of saying that someone is being a fan/overly invested in someone other than themselves. It is comparable to saying "Riding Dick" or "Sucking his dick", but the use of Slurp makes it more explicit.

Credit it to Naima

Brian: Ayeeee that new Kendrick diss was FIREEEE
Kiki: Naw Drake devoured kendrick, he's my lord and savior and is the GOATTTT
Brian: BRUHHHH stop slurping on meat

by bignaimaonthebeat May 01, 2024