John

A big black buff nigga who rapes people named Shogo. He's an academic weapon who's 100 pounds of pure muscle and his dick is 1000 inches big. He can also steal anyone's girl

damn have y'all ever heard of John i heard he can steal yo girl

by big king john November 21, 2023

John Dunne

John Dunne,

John Dunne.

by Debskelly1985 April 24, 2023

John

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!

Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker

by MensSize13Nikes November 4, 2019

John Crawford

John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get

If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying

by DCW guy November 4, 2022

John Wick

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.

"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021

John

- John is a player, a man treesh, hurts girls feelings as a hobby. He will get you sucked in all the way until he finds someone new and leaves you. That's how bad of a person he is.
- A simp
- Talks to MULTIPLE GIRLS at once

Person 1: Hey you know a guy named john?
Person 2: oh yeah i've heard of him.. everyone calls him a man treesh.

by AlexPrule321 July 29, 2021

John Gutter

The first level of pizza tower. Also has a pretty hard lap 3.

NO LAP 3: alright, just learned the controls, hopefully john gutter wont be an issue.
*2 minutes later*
lap 2? whats lap 2?
*enters lap 2 portal*
s rank! on my first attempt? this game must be grateful.
LAP 3: alright time to lap 3 the first level, john gutter, hopefully wont be too hard.
*5 hours later* why the hell is john gutter lap 3 so hard.

by memeaddictive2 June 12, 2023