D:

The face of complete and utter dismay

Person 1: SHREK DIED!
Person 2: D:

by Sordh February 24, 2024

J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

MS&D

The acronym for "messy, stressy, and depressy", aka when you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so SM&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just SM&D.......

I am feeling so MS&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just MS&D..

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022

D <3

I <3 my gf

I heart my gf means that you love your gf
me: I heart D <3
you: I heart D <3 also

by L33yum May 8, 2023

Sunny d

When a person takes a sip of ice cold sunny d orange juice and proceeds to lay down face up as his/her partner puts his balls in there mouth and he/she gargles the sunny d on there balls

Last night John went to his girlfriends house and his girlfriend gave him the sunny d

by Gaming clan April 11, 2021

D

What you won't be getting tonight.

"I'm not getting the D tonight."

by Intellectual Bisexual June 7, 2021