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Poop

Seen a lot of poop types, but haven't seen this one:

The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.
Person 1: you were in the bathroom for a while, you alright?

Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.
by YeeterMcYee June 26, 2021
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zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.
I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.
by secnewt July 26, 2022
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Poop

You poop and I am a very good at it
by Angel ina June 7, 2020
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instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off
1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he
by MINISTUFF130 April 22, 2023
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ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart
man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.
by hammie boie July 12, 2018
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danky poop

A danky poop or shit is when you feel like shit before a poop like a sore stomach or extream rise in temperature.
Bro I feel a danky poop coming.
by Thegaynigba January 21, 2018
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by pornking34567 March 31, 2019
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