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King

A euphemism for the long dong. The King Kong. The Jack of Spades.
Yo B, that king is slayin all us hoes!

You mean that huge donkey dong?
Yess sir!
by DonkeyD April 9, 2023
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three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.
Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?
by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023
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Lee King Snatch

When a male co-worker cream pies a cuckold's wife's vagina and the wife waits for her cuckold husband to come home and fall asleep before she empties the contents of her vagina into the cuckold's mouth.
After DJ cream pied Roanne's vagina, Roanne waited until her husband Lee went to sleep before emptying her Lee King Snatch into his mouth.
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Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.
I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
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King Julian

A dude named damareye
Aye yk king Julian

Yeah that's that nigga damareye
by slickdag88 April 18, 2023
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Sacramento Kings

People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.
The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
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Sir King Of Kings Sir King Charles

One of the best kings so unfortunate that his mother passed away though she is a dear friend of mine and this Sir King Charles is all about making the world a better place God Bless Him!
Sir King Of Kings Sir King Charles The 3rd ... iii III lll 111 ||| !!!
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