Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024

It’s just some guy I work with

just some

It’s just some guy I work with

by anonymous February 2, 2024

The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.

Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

schnyghe guy

A shy, but really cool guy. The guy that once you get to know him, he automatically becomes your favorite human.

I hung with with Schnyghe Guy last night.

by It’sAllRight February 8, 2024

schnyghe guy

A shy, but really cool guy. The guy that once you get to know him, he automatically becomes your favorite human.

I hung with with Schnyghe Guy last night.

by It’sAllRight February 8, 2024

flower guy

A man who likes flowers.

I like flowers. I’m a flower guy.

by Flowerguy123 April 5, 2023

mr mean guy day

Every time it’s July 29th in a year, everyone should automatically start putting mr mean guy as pfp and act like him. It celebrates nothing I was just bored and made this.

"hey farthead, it’s july 29 !!!!"

"damn it is mr mean guy day… i guess we should start blowing up things like mr mean guy when he destroyed-"

"yeah you peanuthead, it’s mr mean guy time !!!!!"

by mr mean guy April 8, 2023