Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

I want to put some dirt in your eye

peter park wants to put some dirt in your eye.
The only reason why he wants to put dirt in your eye is because there needs to be a spiderman 4.

Bob- I gonna reboot Spiderman
Peter park- I want to put some dirt in your eye.

by Thatgaiguy October 1, 2020

Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

It's when an immigrant runs up to you and does the following:

Immigrant: "HIYA!"
You: "What the fuck?"
(Immigrant does a spin kick while at the same time, licking your eyes.)

You have just had the Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick performed on you.
What a nimble bastard.

by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004

Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!

The spell that Seamus Finnigan uses to try and turn his goblet of water into rum. Much like everything else that he tries to put spells on, the water explodes in his face.

Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!
Harry: Ron, what's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before--
BOOM

by luvcats222 January 6, 2016

one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.

Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

by MrSmithy251 August 30, 2010

Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

the affirmation of future meetings perchance to conclude the aforementioned meeting or passing.
see you later
A phrase to say: see you later

That was a nice talk, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

Damn you got a phat ass, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
I was just letting you know you are fine as hell, and if I can't be your man, I want to be your friend just so I can be near you, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

by ninjawarriordex August 24, 2007

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

by userhandlegoeshere October 6, 2021