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ham double-dizzled

going beyond hammed up, drinking in excess and commonly accompanied by regretful behavior or actions
luke: dude, you were defintely ham double-dizzled last night.
joey: yeah I must have been I don't remember anything
luke: do you remember kissing little gay pat?
joey: (walks away)
by theduke1204 May 9, 2006
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Double Dutch Oven

Double Dutch Oven

A dutch oven within a dutch oven, commonly caused by excessive nocturnal flatulence influencing the atmosphere of the domicile to the point the room is a dutch oven unto itself while the traditional under-sheet zone becomes incredibly intensified.

Also known as dutch oven squared.
Example 1: Man, those tacos last night were good, but I had a dutch oven squared.

Example 2:
Guy: My girlfriend had the taco surprise last night and I woke up under the sheets to a dutch oven. I came out and it still stunk.

Other guy: duuuuddddeeee.... you got double dutch ovened!
by MrDutch February 20, 2013
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Double Dick Down Method

The Double Dick Down Method (DDDM), is when the man in the relationship wears a strap-on above his dick and proceeds to have both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.
The Double Dick Down Method made her cum so hard last night.
by Cocktography November 20, 2020
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Double Reverse Dick Bender

It is where a girl (Preferable with a Vagina) is riding yo dick and then twists around in a 359 degree motion and then pushes her stomach forward bending your dick and snapping your dick with the possibility of ripping it off.
Person 1: Yo, my girl just did the Double Reverse Dick Bender
Person 2: Damn, did it hurt
Person 1: Yes, my dick is permanently sticking up now
Person 2: Remember to remind me to do this next time I get a chick at the bar
by Zombiedead3 YT October 23, 2019
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Double Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a woman and was a c-section baby. Never came out, never came in
I am a double gold star gay. I have never had sex with a woman and I was a c-section baby. Many gays claim to be gold star gays by never having sex with a woman, however I have never been in or out.
by Jeffrey Mack May 1, 2008
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double twisty gawk gawk

The double twisty gawk gawk is ONLY used when your man has been acting up. (Make sure he’s got a big penis though or that’s the double twisty bawk bawk for Small penis’ you peck it like a chicken)

You spit on his erect penis. Take both hands around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)
Friend 1: I think *insert name* is going to leave me what do I do

Friend 2: you give your man that double twisty gawk gawk!! He can’t leave you once you give him that Porn Star Head!!
by shakespearsbabe June 16, 2018
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Double Penis Relationship (DPR)

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)
Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!
by ThePhysopher October 2, 2016
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