Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016

long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is an Online First-person Hat Simulator.

To play the game you only need 3 things:
humor
Time
And a lot of Money

Well...if ya wan't to waste money...play Team Fortress 2!

When you haven't any Hats in Team Fortress 2...you screwed

by ILIKEEINHORNS January 3, 2017

Untrained 2 go

Means to be the opposite of "Trained 2 go"

You get to play/mess all day with people who are Untrained 2 go, they aren't "bout it" or about their business & they haven't the slightest bit of preparation.

by Junior's World January 27, 2017

2/2 ng but what can i say

2/2ng but what can I say

2/2 ng but what can I say

by confused9999 December 1, 2019

December 2

The day everyone skips school!!

Jared-Hey you skipping school today
Tom-No why
Jared-It’s December 2
Tom-Ohhh then I will

by Katrina7373 December 1, 2019