Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.

How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.

by buddy retard July 13, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The fake dictionary that everyone looks to in 2018

I'm going to look it up on the URBAN DICTIONARY.

by Harrygwith2r's November 28, 2018

Urban dictionary

we’re dumbasses can be dumbasses and post definitions about things stupid ass shit

I’m having a bad day, urban dictionary

by Kingofdick July 28, 2024

Urban Dictionary

It's like Wikipedia but with HIV

Person1:"What's Garten of Banban"
Person2:"According to Urban Dictionary it's a sex toy"
Person1:"Neat"

by FireBroNigga September 06, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Assholes who won't publish any of my good definations, that make me so angry I will add something like this!

Urban Dictionary pisses me off, Publish my goddamn definitions!

by Anonymouse1965 May 27, 2013

Urban Dictionary

The one place where you find completely fake information about a person whose name you type in.

If you know someone whose name has a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY they are probably a Censored

by HeWhoKnowsTheTruth June 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A very reliable dictionary that I used to write my essay with and i got a 100 so it is a godly website to use. :)

the things people put on the urban dictionary.

by we-at-ta-ta March 13, 2019