A warm place to cum

A female that has exceptionally bad sexual technique, often marked by disinterest, lack of movement during sex, with minimal to no verbal feedback given to the male during the sexual interlude. Often times, she has a large vagina, making friction between the penis and vaginal wall nearly impossible. This condition is often secondary to her having had multiple sex partners of varying races. She will occasionally reach for the remote control or a cigarette during intercourse.

Man, that girl is really fucked up. I caught her looking over my shoulder watching TV while I was fucking her. It is still better than jerking off. She is just a warm place to cum.

Last night I went home with Sarah. She was so loose that I could not even hit the side of her pussy! She was just a warm place to cum!

by Bob Mobley from beyond September 20, 2013

MEXICAN CUM SHOT

THIS IS A SHOT OF TEQUILLA WITH A NICE DOLLUP OF MAYONAISE ON TOP~MMMM

Jose did so many mexican cum shots last night,I thought I was gonna puke!

by CRAZY LEGS 43 December 31, 2011

Cum Volcano

A volcano of cum, it's better than saying Cum Dumpster or pool.

Often referring to whores and what not

That fucking whore is such a cum volcano.

by Isaak D April 2, 2009

The California Cum Roll

When you are fucking a girl up the ass on a bed, when you orgasm you cum on her chest and roll her off the bed.

That girl last night was so mean i gave a her a taste of the california cum roll.

by Alex and Danny November 12, 2008

hot cum balloon

The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.

After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.

by cantbetheking November 7, 2013

Pre Ketchup Cum

Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime

Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"

Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchup cum, it happens to all of us"

by MrAnonymousTheSecond January 27, 2014

Frick Cum Jo

Fuck cum jack-off. In the years 2009-2010 at Maiden Middle School, a group of edgy boys led by Cody Dillard, and Jeffrey Walker said these words whilst chopping their hand agaisnt their palm. This was accompanied by the consistent saying of so. Not much else is known about this mysterious movement, but it sure left a lasting impression.

Teacher- Your howework today is chaper 12, numbers 1-15
Student a- So
Student b- Frick Cum Jo, Frick Cum Jo
*laughter ensues*

by PeterBaker December 12, 2013