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alpha slap

To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.
1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"
by Bag-le-douche December 10, 2007
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national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results
i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day
by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023
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Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.
by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019
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Slaps

It means something is so good/relates to taste
This food slaps
by Ojtheorangejuice December 31, 2020
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Snatch Slap

Accidentally smacking a snatch instead of an ass cheek
Bend over I’m going to snatch slap your taco!
by Sassy Pants Sarah December 4, 2021
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Brazilian Banana Slap

When two Brazilian Banana Boys jerk each other off until they both cum on each other Penis’s and then they start slapping their penis’s together.
Da Silva and Gonzales got caught doing the Brazilian Banana slaps in the locker room shower yesterday.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024
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Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
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