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God-lover

Someone who loves god un-naturally more than they should. Often times this person will imagine a more than intimate relationship between them, god, and/or one of his disciples. It usually makes others uncomfortable.
My aunt is a god-lover who’s house is filled with thousands of religious trinkets.

He’s claims he communicates with God, but I think he’s just a crazy God-lover.

There’s a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.
by I_caveman August 23, 2019
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God Paint

Fake religious people who try to look down on you all the time. Tell you about God but they false profits doing that same things you are doing and worse much much worse.
This guy came around here the other day wrapped in God Paint telling us that we are sinners, and that we need to stop chasing women. Stop chasing money but he was stealing for his bosses company. What a hypocrite.
by Tommy & Timmy B December 16, 2024
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Joe; God Of Energy

Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.

Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.

Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.

Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
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God Tier Simp

1. Someone who is HEAVILY simping for someone
2. (My favourite one) someone who is simping for many people at the same time.
1 - Aaron has only talked about Marshall Lee from adventure time lately- They are becoming a God Tier Simp
2 - Damn, Avery has spammed the simping channel with 18 different characters! They sure are a God Tier Simp
by DumbCrashingMoose February 4, 2023
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Is that God to you

Retard "Is that God to you? Eheh... Eheh..."

Hym "Wrong level of abstraction and you're defaulting back to you're initial assumption which is literally the reason I'm more famous than you."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2023
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god of horses

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”
by lord and saviour July 7, 2021
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good morning and god bless

Ethan and I ritually good morning and god bless. It makes for a great start to the day.
by Big dawg 1895 May 24, 2018
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