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second-hand littering

Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes
by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015
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Baby hands

behr: yeah i hate nate "Baby Hands" Youmans.
jack: yeah everyone does dingle berry
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Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.
Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.
by DankHank808 February 22, 2021
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Gay hands

When you lift your forearm but leave your wrist relaxed.

I see you doing it. You're gay.
"He says he's straight but walks around doing the gay hands all the time, the closet is made of glass"
by francescunt October 29, 2021
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brown sugar hand

Allen: I totally brown sugar handed her last night.

Larry: bro that's so sweeeeet
by Allen&Larry September 16, 2016
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Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!
by BustyBoy October 9, 2025
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