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New Jersey Air Vent

When during anal sex the female farts on the male's penis
Last night, my girl ripped ass and gave me the New Jersey Air Vent
by NLIII March 5, 2009
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new year's re-resolution

A new year's resolution that has been broken, then re-resolutioned.
I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.
by Snazzy Campbell December 14, 2008
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new and improved joker product

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.
by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006
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New Mexico Pace Car

A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015
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New hair, who dis?

When your new hairdo is so damn fire that you don't recognize the little people anymore.
Commoner: hey what's good?
You: New hair, who dis?
by B-Radley R-man August 4, 2021
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And thats the wayyyyy the news goes

One of Rick Sanchez's stupid catchphrases.
And thats the wayyyyy the news goes
by eohidjcklsm January 18, 2018
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New York Vowels

The way we say the vowels in the 5 buroughes of New York.
Jimmy, say the vowles, AEIOU

no no Jimmy, now sa the new york vowels,

Eh, ey, ehy, oh, euh, ya fuckin ass'ole.
by kickmonekybumrb December 27, 2010
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