slappy jack

where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over

I caught my son slappy jacking in the bathroom.

by This is the name your February 15, 2026

Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.

Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.

by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026

Sloppy sluts

Cockney rhyming slang for Drop Your Guts

Watch them sloppy sluts make waves with their smell

by Marquis De Beauvoir February 23, 2026

Sloppy driveway

When a girl takes a shit on your back then scoots her ass like a dog down your back smearing the shit.

I got a sloppy driveway last night and still can’t get rid of the smell

by Sloppy John March 3, 2026

Slipperoski

When one finger turns into to two accidentally

I was fingering my ass and got a slipperoski.

by JoeKing720IS March 20, 2026

Sloppy Wings

When a girl is giving you head, and has Red Bull in her mouth.

Guy 1: Dude last night I got sloppy wings from Brittany.

Guy 2: damn she gave u wings!!

by Butthairbraider February 16, 2025

Sloppy Wings

When a girl is giving you head, and has Red Bull in her mouth.

Guy 1: Dude last night I got sloppy wings from Brittany.

Guy 2: damn she gave u wings!!

by Butthairbraider February 16, 2025