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National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)
Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023
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Milk slap

When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand
Guy 1: Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a milk slap!
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: she left me.
by Samuraignome June 4, 2023
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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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slap

"wanna go out to eat and then come over"
"okay, slap!"
by Your Girl Marie June 13, 2023
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Slap

We should link up when I get in town tomorrow
“Ok, slap”
by DbleR June 16, 2023
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SLAP

Carl: Hey Rick, Mike and I are goin to watch a movie tonight. Are you down?

Rick: What movie?

Carl Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3

Rick: Alright SLAP, I'm down
by noel32818 June 18, 2023
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Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
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