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I love God
by Bigdongg July 28, 2023
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Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...
Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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God's not dead 2

What conservatives are doing to Lgbtq teachers.
Hym "They are literally doing the plot of 'God's not dead 2' (Where Sarah Michelle Gellar is taken to court for quoting the bible) to Lgbtq teachers. That's literally what they are doing. Their entire political strategy is either doing the plot of a movie or anime (but in reverse) or doing what the liberals where doing to them (be in reverse). It's so lazy."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Vivaswag God

The alpha male, ripped to the bones w a whale dick.
Harsh tries too hard to be a vivaswag God, tell him to calm his tits.
by VivaswatJha November 22, 2021
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lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.
Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.
by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021
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God

The creator of this earth he hates sin but loves us all, he is pure in everything, all he wants is to have a relationship with us he is gentle, kind, sweet, caring, always thinks of others, he is always with us, always wants the best for us and always makes you feel safe, he is the man who sent his only son Jesus to come and die on the cross for our sins as Jesus said in his last words it is finished which means our sins have been washed away no matter how many times we sin we still have an opportunity to repent (turn away from our sins) and we shall be able to enter his kingdom (heaven)

Read the Bible and get to know who God is.
Suggestion:start in the new testament which starts from Matthew
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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