poop

its poop, nothing else to say here.

"I like to eat poop" said allison

by AllisonIscool September 27, 2019

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spooky poop

when you take a poop in the foreboding and mysterious dark.

the lights were off in the bathroom so i took a spooky poop. it was totally dark, mysterious, and foreboding in there man.

by gagi221 August 8, 2024

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noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

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floopy pooped

Being tired, and frustrated

Me: “ Man, I’m super floopy pooped.”

Boyfriend: “ please explain.”

Me: “im going to bed”

by Aesthetic Pickle November 28, 2017

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poop nut

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

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