jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

The s*n

A place where objects go after they die and get revived again.

P: what the fuck is the "s*n"???

O: the s*n is where objects go after they die and get revived. Now stop your complaining ass and wait until you get recovered bitch.

by Rylanzziscool May 26, 2023

N word

Syrak Wolde

Syraks a black n word

by 🐒🐒🐒🦍🦍🦍🐵🐵🐵 January 13, 2025

f m n o l?

Fuck me now or later?

"F m n o l?"
"Now"
"BET"

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Stroke-N-Toke

When an individual, which has a penis, masturbates while also smoking weed.

I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.

by Hammy312 April 25, 2021

Glug n' Chug

Gluggin' n' Chuggin' is an activity for the brave. The bold. The quick. There are many ways to learn how to glug n' chug- but here's a quick explanation. Stand up straight. Fully straight. Then take your feet and bend them at 45 degree angles. It feels weird but is necessary. Then comes the most important part. GLUG. Sprint as fast as you can at the closest person you can find. They will be intimidated, afraid, and start running for their lives. But then it's even more fun. You spread your feet out to 60 degrees and sprint even faster until you ruthlessly tackle them. This part is the CHUG. So there you have it- first you GLUG then you CHUG. If this puts people in the hospital, you force them to pay by threatening to do it again. Easy? Good. If you need help, ask someone named Sirjean. They're professionals at Gluggin' n' Chuggin'. Now, time to practice. Find that one person who won't share their lunch. AND TAKE THEM DOWN WITH THE GLUG N CHUG. Posting videos on YouTube will further help others successfully complete the Glug n' Chug. So be a good man. GLUG N CHUG TODAY!

You: (places your feet at 45 degree angle and begin sprinting)
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THEY'RE GLUGGIN! (they start running away)
You: (places your feet at 60 degree angle and continue booking it)
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE CHUGGING (you tackle them, breaking 206 bones in their body simultaneously) PAY FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS!!!!!
You: Do you want to get Glugged n'Chugged again?
The Op: NO
You: Then pay your own bills, loser.
The Op: Tell me where you learned that move- I need to know it!
You: Find Sirjean. He can teach you. Now goodbye. Don't make me Glug n' Chug you again.

by EricLewisBurner September 22, 2023

Yiff n' Slip

A Yiff n' Slip is when someone is jerking off to furry porn and cum falls on the floor, then the Yiffer Slipper slips on his own semen. This can also be done on purpose as a prank.

"how was your night?"
"good, until I did the ol' Yiff n' Slip"

by SOY_EL_GUY May 8, 2023