Water

Something the Africans don't have

"Fuck man, these Africans have no water"

by Susan Fritzgerald July 28, 2025

Town Water Hose

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute

Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”

by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Drink some water/stay hydrated

A way to say I love you without fully revealing your feelings and making it seem like you just care about them

Hey, drink some water/stay hydrated

K, I will

by Shidiot August 2, 2025

Water bogger

Wtf bro you really

wtf bro it’s not even water it’s a bogger you dumb ass piece of paper water bogger ass

by Iknowyoudidntsaythat August 2, 2025

Water Bottle Sex

Having sexual intercourse in a tightly cramped space (shower, car, pantry)

“Dude water bottle sex makes it hard to do so many positions”

by masdadace August 11, 2025