November 4th

November 4th is slap a whore day. The one day of the year you can slap a whore and it will be okay. Go ahead and slap a whore on this Devine day. (Snakes included!)

Me: *slaps popular girl*
Popular girl: Ow! What was that for?
Me: it’s November 4th!

Popular girl: Oh! Okay, I’ll go slap my bestie

Bestie: Ow! What was that for?

.......

by gabeitch.yuri.joe69420 November 3, 2019

November

Bruh, you should know this. It’s No Nut November

Random guy: Dudeee I am so hard rn
Other Random guy: sorry bro, gotta wait until No Nut November is over.

by a human.... November 3, 2019

November 4

national check if ur taint is hairy day.

"man wanna check if my taint is hairy cause it's national check if its hairy day".
"its november 4th my nigga check if ur taint is hairy".

by Joël king November 3, 2019

November 4th

National lick dick or bobbies day. So, get set and lick all you can.

Lick all you can guys it’s November 4th

by Ikgfvhthhk November 3, 2019

November

During the entire month of november, you can ask out your crush and they have to say yes! If they dont, they dont truly care about you

boy: will you go out with me? Its november....

crush: yes!

by bxsrxjusk November 3, 2019

November 4

Your bestfriend/boyfriend/girlfriend of the opposite gender must walk you home, hold hands, and during school/work day act like a couple for the whole day. (Must text/talk everyday and must be someone tolerable.)

Guy: Hey it's November 4. Girl: Oh ok. (Acts romantically and lovey dovey)

by HONG KONG CHAOS November 3, 2019

November 3rd

November 3rd is when you get to scream in public for no reason.

Random people:
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Random people:why did you scream?
You: It’s November 3rd! I get to scream in public for no reason

by YamCheese November 3, 2019