gutted like a wet fish

gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.

"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"

by ehehehehehehehe December 9, 2008

You smell like a jew

Roccoj22 always smells like a jew

And (im ur local binman) and (a wet fart) = GOD

rocco mate you smell like a jew

by Racistnegro69 April 25, 2021

face like a busted bum

Seriously ugly.
From Australia.
Aussies and Brits often use the word bum instead of arse (ass)

So it stands to reason that a busted bum would be a lot more unattractive than one that isn't busted.

"Check out this chick, she's got a face like a busted bum!"

by Pastor Flagon April 22, 2014

Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

locked in like a come bet

Expression used by craps dealers - you're trapped, no way out. could also mean:
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.

Pit Boss: Vinko is moving to Vegas so it looks like they'll promote Joey D.

Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!

by the wetspot March 29, 2008

Like all tik toks

Like all tik toks on tik tok you seen today!

If a random tik tok come up on your foryoupage you have to like it ! LIKE ALL TIK TOKS

by anonymous December 10, 2020

ass like 9/11

When an ass is so beautiful, you never forget what it looked like. The 9/11 slogan was “Never Forget”. So to have an Ass like 9/11 is to have an ass that you won’t forget, just like people will never forget 9/11.

She’s got an “Ass like 9/11”. I’ll never forget.

by BigNickel1944 September 11, 2018