Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

by Ligament May 25, 2023

water wiggle

When you cum so hard you literaly hit every inch of your room.

OMG KEVIN!! YOU SPEWED OFF LIKE A WATER WIGGLE!!!

by CosplayBunny July 30, 2023

Dirty nipple water

The result of a woman shitting on a mans chest hitting his nipple and the act of him pressing a glass half full of water against it and shaking. The use of the liquid varies. Commonly called dnp and way more popular than you’d thing in the southeast.

Jerome wanted to make some dirty nipple water last night so he had tina shit on his chest and she obliged.

by Dirty nips June 6, 2019

Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023

Hinge-Water

The water which many men have been baptized in on a 'hinge date' or 'tinder date'. This water is usually a shower, bathtub, swimming pool, or dirty hot tub ect.

Ex. 1 "Don't dunk your head in the hinge-water. You might catch feelings or HIV."

Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."

Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."

by Paumni July 18, 2024

Water bogger

Wtf bro you really

wtf bro it’s not even water it’s a bogger you dumb ass piece of paper water bogger ass

by Iknowyoudidntsaythat August 2, 2025

Water Pick

When someone has a piece of food stuck in their teeth and no dental floss or anything else to get it out, so you offer piss in their mouth to dislodge it, similar to a real dental water pick.

Mike: I've had this chunk of meat stuck in my teeth and can't get it out. This is insanely annoying.
James: If you want, we can step into the mens room and I can give you a water pick.

by Kickballa February 10, 2018