Spotsy High School

The official name being Spotsylvania High, it’s possibly the worst school in Central Virginia or maybe the entire state. This classic trash patch is known for the dumbasses from partlow and the super liberals in the suburbs. The teachers treat the students like shit and there are more drug deals in the bathrooms than a Chicago alleyway. Thankfully, most of the walls are white so when you spit dip on the wall, you can see it.
“Hey did you hear about that important person from Spotsy High School?”
“No.”
Neither did I!”
by SpotsyltuckyFacts2 November 12, 2018
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Riverside High School

Riverside High School is a school in Northern VA, and it contains a large population of celebrities.

The freshman class includes cocky students who think they know everything and are constantly being bullied by the "superior" upperclassmen. However, the freshmen actually do know everything, whether the upperclassmen like it or not.

The sophomore class includes a bunch of lazy, though hilarious, animals. The sophomores generally rule the school and always get into trouble for the dumbest reasons.

The junior class is basically just a bunch of perfect children who actually, unlike the rest of the school, know what they're doing. These students are always good at whatever they do.

The seniors, oh the seniors, are a collection of the most overhyped class you'll ever meet. They rule the school and make everyone their slaves, pretty much. Oh, and you'll probably never see them in school.
"Riverside High School? Never heard of it."

"Maybe i'll go to Riverside next year! Actually, i'd rather not lose brain cells..."

"Brah, the saiiihhhddde."
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Ship High In Transit

1.) The commonly accepted origin of the word shit, but later found to be an internet hoax.

2.) The name of a band from Boston, MA

Liam: Hey, did you guys catch Ship High In Transit play the Middle East last night?

Brendan: Yeah, they were so good, I can't wait until the album drops.

Liam: What label are they on?

Carl: 727 Records, a small upstart label out of Phoenix, AZ.

Liam: James, what did you think of them?

James: They were decent...
by "Crazy" October 10, 2006
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Stanwood High School

A public high school in stanwood, washington. 1,800 students, and the colors are red black and gray.

Stanwood high school is mostly built up of preps, and scene kids. The town being a redneck town, the preps have hick tendencies as well. The upperclassman cant stand the freshman, either.
Lots of weed influence.
Freshman: "Dude todays my first day of stanwood high school!111!!1!11"

Sophmore: "Im better then you because I'm older. Bam."
by FreshmanGirl44 July 20, 2010
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Wilson High School

The flagship public high school in the District of Columbia. Enrollment of about 1510 students from incredibly diverse backgrounds. However, while the best, it is still a DC public school and therefore is predominately black, plagued by gangs, stoners with long matted hair, undercooked chicken wings, heroine dealers who wear bandanas, crypt flags, and theft. Most teachers are lazy or don't care (commonly found traits of DCPS teachers) and security guards are tyrannical.
"Honey, now we're passing Wilson so walk fast because those kids have knives."
"Wow, I love Wilson, it's so EASY!"
by Princess Laquita December 14, 2004
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Middlesex High School

a place where you can not only find drugs and STDs, but a place where there are no real gangsters, fat chicks blocking the hallways, and the bathrooms always smell like smoke from the hard-asses when they really need a bog.
Student1: Hey, new kid, what school did you come from?

NewKid: Nowhere, just a place called Middlesex High School.

Student1: Haha! what a doof!
by Fresh_4694 January 25, 2009
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Monticello High School

A school that u go to and u find condoms all over the floor and people giving handjobs in public but overall the students are pretty chill
Mom: how was the track meet at Monticello High School
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers
by Henry Ford Mustang May 11, 2017
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