Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

Glorious Model O

The Glorious Model O, along with alternate models such as the Model O-, and the Model D, is a mouse made by Glorious. It is a great mouse, however is notorious for having some of the worst cables imaginable, breaking weeks after buying the mouse, causing you to have to spend months getting a replacement cable shipped, which costs half the price of just buying a new mouse, just for the replacement cable to break within 2 weeks as well.

Friend: "I just got a new mouse!"
Friend 2: "Which one?"
Friend: "The Glorious Model O!"
Friend 2: "lol"

by hepno September 6, 2022

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The supreme gods of omnipresence.
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by Xormbee March 17, 2023

Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Ms O

A middle school teacher that doesn’t know how to teach. Eats every one’s food. 47 years old but looks 87. Stinks dirty throws up in trash cans. Thinks people likes, her plays victim, annoying, scared of Mr Durso.

Omg Ms O is here today.

by Hbibihb May 23, 2023

O-O

Its 2 comlicate for ur mind dawg
Let me put in word you understand Fook
Ok nubs

Taco Bell: NUBS WE HAV FOOKING NACHO FRIES DAWG
McD's: We have Nachos
Taco Bell: SO BASIC
McD's: O-O ok....

by YOINKADOINK January 25, 2020

gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling

Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!

by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017