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procasti-working

Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.
Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project

Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"
by SteveSim013 May 8, 2014
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Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass
Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019
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Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY
Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.
by TYPEW November 22, 2010
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winking

To fall asleep, or on the verge of falling asleep due severe exhaustion.
Lambert: Dude, I'm winking.
Philbert: What do you mean you're winking, you lame-ass-bitch, we still got another 72 hours to party!
Lambert: Oh, I guess I'll have to consume by body weight in redbull.
Philbert: Bish.
by Dvanoo January 16, 2006
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wanking it

To hold the penis and stroke up and down causing an ejaculation and or to cum
When Jim was done wanking it he proceeding to ejaculate all over Sally's mouth and hair
by Ballsballs November 12, 2013
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working out

Him: Let's hang out later bro
Snoop Dogg: are we gonna be working out though
Him: of course we are, we're gonna get so stoned
by supreme matty May 1, 2018
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clitoral winking

Clitoral winking is characterized by the rhythmic eversion of the labia with exposure and projection of the clitoris.
When she is ready to preach, dance, pose muscles, lecture and do faith healing, she begins to rub against anything, crawl with her belly close to the floor, roll and vocalize with a deep, throaty growl, and practice clitoral winking with unbounded enthusiasm.
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