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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
by smartist June 10, 2008
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Wig-Worthy

When someones hair-do is so fabulous it would be a must have item for anyone balding or in lust for a better mane.
Bald Man 1 ~ Have you seen that Garys Bowl Cut?

Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.

Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy
by LongLeg November 26, 2011
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snazzy wigs

Snazzy wigs, only snazzy kids can wear them, they are very stylish.
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Dude 1 “only snazzy kids wear the snazzy wigs!”
by Lea XD June 3, 2021
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maidens wig

"Gurl shave your maidens wig!"
Dad
by Rose56966 July 17, 2017
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wig disintegrated

Expression used when you are so surprised that you want to snatch your wig and destroy it.
Drag queen: *suddenly dips*

Someone watching: “wig disintegrated!”
by Barbz4Ever September 1, 2021
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Wig City

by Everybody Laughs August 14, 2011
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Wig snatched

When your wig is snatched, it means that something blew you away or shocked you in an extreme manner. This is usually used in a positive manner and can also be used as a compliment.

For example, if I saw a really pretty picture of my best friend on Instagram, I would comment that my wig was snatched. Someone could also watch a video of a singer and be so unexpectedly amazed by their voice that their wig would also be snatched. But it isn't necessarily used by the LGBQT+ Community
Beyoncé out here wig snatching with that Bowl Performance! Or Did you see how Mariah came for Demi Lovato on Watch What Happens Live? I died! Wig snatched.
by ProfessionalWigSnatcher June 9, 2018
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