three cornered wig

A term used to describe a womans unshaven vaginal area...
a three cornerd wig is usually found on the more meatier type of woman, and generally packed solid with thick dark curly hair....a.k.a big hairy twat hole.
fokin hell mate, i had her on her back legs wide open and it looked like her gash was wearing a three cornered wig.
by badboy2011 July 03, 2011
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Becky Wig Hat

(1) Any hair that is not grown directly from the owner scalp such as a weave extensions clip-ins etc. Worn by a black woman

(2) A blonde colored weave
The average ghetto Hoodrat is always seen with long fingernails and Becky Wig Hat
by EmJayee November 10, 2018
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Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property
Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.
by Shnaka May 08, 2022
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Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

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When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019
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British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig
I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!
by SnowWhite0222 July 23, 2019
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Jizz Wig

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
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