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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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Mahmudi Wakili

A motherfucker who thinks he is cool and is a white bitch who says the word nigga and is really short and cant even talk english. He always uses these words pussy,Dick,boobs,I'm gonna make your mum pregenant,I'm gonna rape you, anal rape,let's have sex bitch or I'm gonna rape you,show me your pussy,suck my Dick, I'm gonna lick your mum's pussy,let's fuck right now
I swear that motherfucker who he is gonna do some pornographic stuff to my mum is a Mahmudi Wakili
by Yousif Abdallah July 8, 2019
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Yellow warbler

Used to describe someone who has had too much to drink at the cricket. Usually an Aussie fan who has had one too many middies to drink
Aye mates looks like we've got a yellow warbler here
by Dr_Robotsmith August 23, 2020
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Beltway Wailing

The act of driving and masterbating at the same time.
I was driving in my truck and I looked over and could see this dude beltway wailing while he was driving.
by Mr. T in MD September 27, 2020
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Ella Wardlaw

always bubbly and interesting. makes everyone smile even when she has left the room... she like their phones and can get into mild trouble but nothing to big. she finds it easy to make light friends but she loves a small group of really close friends and always trusts them. she is also there for everyone and always have a backup plan if a fun activity goes wrong. Everyone loves an Ella and if you ever meet one stay with her because she can be fierce at times so it is also good to have her on your side. Ellas'nare awesome so try impress her the best you can
Ella Wardlaw is coming to the park
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Ella Wardlaw

always bubbly and interesting. makes everyone smile even when she has left the room... she like their phones and can get into mild trouble but nothing to big. she finds it easy to make light friends but she loves a small group of really close friends and always trusts them. she is also there for everyone and always have a backup plan if a fun activity goes wrong. Everyone loves an Ella and if you ever meet one stay with her because she can be fierce at times so it is also good to have her on your side. Ellas'nare awesome so try impress her the best you can
Ella Wardlaw is coming to the park
by SunnyFoxy October 25, 2020
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Ella Wardlaw

the only way to describe her is fun and bubbly and energetic. She is unique and individual . always trust and Ella she knows how to wow any person and how to keep up with the fashion trend. If you meet an Ella Wardlaw... make friends with her since she can be slightly fierce. trust her forever because she will always have your back. Ellas' are awesome
Ella Wardlaw is meeting her best friend at the park
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