wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

by el ga December 1, 2013

Gon-Wanker

A person who thinks they are of sporting excellence and believe they are the manager but are in fact a wanna-be, annoying little prick

He was a right gon-wanker t football yesterday.

by DarkLord7 December 5, 2014

crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe

hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker

by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010

wankers chat

the worst and best group chat to exist. terrifying and full of mentally ill gays. a bunch of kpoppies, parxies, and emos. tends to defy human logic and should be sued for causing mental, emotional, and psychological damage.

consists of:

I'm not supposed to name people wtf yall know who you are anyways theres almost 30 of us

"Hey have you heard of the wankers chat?"
"yes and i want nothing to do with it"

by walmartshoppingcart June 29, 2021

Dizzy Wanker

When a person is being a twat it makes them a dizzy wanker

“Shut up you dizzy wanker”

by Sideburn Sid March 18, 2020

jazz wanker

A person who wanks to the sound of slow jazz music.

Dude you want to go to that one club?

Oh the one that has all those jazz wankers?

Yeah that one

COOL! Let's go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get cummed on

by I dominate your mom April 15, 2014

Combover wanker

A combover wanker is a new wave of asshole, they usually have a combover and talk about "swag" alot. They refer to "lad culture" regularly, yet they don't realise that getting clap at a house party and using yolo as an excuse to be a dick isn't "lad culture". They are commonly found in the age gap 14-25. They can be identified by their hair, snapbacks, ironic band shirts and share a mentality similar to the common hipster. They like to attack people who aren't "combover wankers" and often put these "attacks" on vine to get likes. They also try to latch on to other peoples things, for example, many combover hipsters wear baggy jeans and call theirselves "indie", despite the fact that they only ever heard a stone roses song once in their car with their dad one time when they were ten. These people are also similar to the cretins seen on shows like towie or made in Chelsea.

(Jon turns up wearing a nirvana shirt)
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker

by Polish Paul June 13, 2013