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Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
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Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?
Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.
Uncultured Person: Waffle time?
Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)
Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?
Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.
Uncultured Person: Waffle time?
Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)
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Person A: “Hey, do you have a minute? I’m undecided but I probably want to talk to you about something related to money, personal problems, a movie scene, crypto, or some other typical, generic, copy-paste pleb topic.”
Person B: “Sorry I’m not in the mood. I just did a waffle wafer and I feel light and delightful. I don’t want to talk about things that will weigh-down my day.”
Person B: “Sorry I’m not in the mood. I just did a waffle wafer and I feel light and delightful. I don’t want to talk about things that will weigh-down my day.”
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