CM Van

A Large van, Usualy an 80's econoline, with no side or rear windows. No interior, or a shag-like carpet interior. No back seats. Often smells like a blood of semen and motor parts. Also known as a child molestor Van.

"Did you see Tom's new van?"

"Yeah, but I'm scared to ride in it, it's a total CM van dude"

by Josef6000 September 1, 2005

bung-a-van

Half of one word (Bungalow) and another (Caravan).

A Bung-a-Van is one of those little huts that old people spend their holidays in.

usually built near sea-sides, although sometimes built in country-side for unknown reasons...

old man -"ooh dear lets go for a holiday to the bung-a-van"
old biddy -"yes lets, being retired and driving slow really tires me out"

by Rebecca Davies March 6, 2008

checkered vans

Checkered vans are what Vsco girls wear.

"Hey I like your checkered vans".

by Hurricane Katrina 16 October 16, 2019

van cleef

Another word for Scumbag Bitch.

Example- "That dude that cut me off is a Van Cleef!"

by Hoebag Johnson May 28, 2014

van dykes

the best ice cream store in Ridgewood, New Jersey. and only the hottest girls work there.

guy- wanna go to van dykes?
friend- i dont even care if we get ice cream, lets check out the chicks.

by vandykesworker September 16, 2008

Van Hagar

Term used in a negative context to refer to the band, Van Halen after there lead singer, David Lee Roth left the band in 1985 and was replaced by Sammy Hagar. This is negative because many fans of the band dislike Hagar.

Without Roth, all that's left is stupid Van Hagar.

by SeanMurface April 26, 2006

the van gogh

when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!

Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.

"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."

"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"

by very very wrong August 29, 2009