bung-a-van

Half of one word (Bungalow) and another (Caravan).

A Bung-a-Van is one of those little huts that old people spend their holidays in.

usually built near sea-sides, although sometimes built in country-side for unknown reasons...
old man -"ooh dear lets go for a holiday to the bung-a-van"
old biddy -"yes lets, being retired and driving slow really tires me out"
by Rebecca Davies March 06, 2008
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CM Van

A Large van, Usualy an 80's econoline, with no side or rear windows. No interior, or a shag-like carpet interior. No back seats. Often smells like a blood of semen and motor parts. Also known as a child molestor Van.
"Did you see Tom's new van?"

"Yeah, but I'm scared to ride in it, it's a total CM van dude"
by Josef6000 August 07, 2005
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blue van

A type and colour of car that to this day scares the shit out of me.
The story goes...
"We were throwing waterbombs at car's from a nearby hiding place (parking lot). We had many sucessful shot's without any drama's until I saw a blue van. It was more the psycho, murderer looking cunt that was in the blue van that caught my eye. I warned my friend not to throw one at the van, as the guy looked like a hard muh-fucka. He did however and the hardcunt got out and chased me and my friend's for over 1 km!
We finally ran into a driveway and hid under a stranger's house. We could see his leg's moving around out the front of this person's house for about 20 minutes. Just coz of a waterbomb. What a hardcunt.
by Diego July 18, 2003
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van cleef

Example- "That dude that cut me off is a Van Cleef!"
by Hoebag Johnson May 28, 2014
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van dykes

the best ice cream store in Ridgewood, New Jersey. and only the hottest girls work there.
guy- wanna go to van dykes?
friend- i dont even care if we get ice cream, lets check out the chicks.
by vandykesworker August 27, 2006
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Van Hagar

Term used in a negative context to refer to the band, Van Halen after there lead singer, David Lee Roth left the band in 1985 and was replaced by Sammy Hagar. This is negative because many fans of the band dislike Hagar.
Without Roth, all that's left is stupid Van Hagar.
by SeanMurface April 09, 2006
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the van gogh

when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!

Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."

"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"
by very very wrong August 30, 2009
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