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wet unicorn

During sexual intercourse between two males, when one male puts his erect penis on the other males forehead(mushroom tip on forehead) and ejaculates, while making pony noises.
"Oh my gawd ! Tom tried the wet unicorn on me last night and it was amazing ! My forehead never felt better !" exclaimed Jon to Ricky
by Khunt McCunter June 5, 2014
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Birthing the Unicorn

To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.
Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.
by Bieber's Monkey April 4, 2013
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Unicorn Piss

A drink so magical, it must have come from a unicorn. It tastes delicious, almost as if it contains no alcohol. Usually made with lemonade concentrate, water, and strawberry vodka.
Bro1: Man I got so fucked up last night, but that drink was awesome. What was it?

Bro2: Dude, it must've been unicorn piss.
by gotboobs222 February 14, 2013
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Unicorn of a night

The kind of night more mythical than real. The night you wish for. The night you hope for. The night you dream of. The night you chase but can never seem to catch. That my friends is a unicorn of a night.
Holy shit Billy I captured a unicorn!
It's a horse with a point brah.
I caught the unicorn.
Unicorn of a night ahhhh yes Billy, good Billy.
by The Sh-sh-Sherminator November 30, 2014
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Hair of the Unicorn

The drug equivalent of "hair of the dog" I.e when one wakes in such a state that only taking more drugs can alleviate your symptoms ...
Last night was amazing .. I was off my trolley .. Im
Gonna need a hair of the unicorn !!
by Savaloy June 10, 2015
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Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.
"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."
by Chaogina September 6, 2011
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unicorn brothers

A word used to describe the relationship between two males, whom have found they had intercourse with the same male, mutually known by both (much like eskimo brothers).
Chad: Dood you will never guess who I banged last night.

Brad: Who?

Chad: I totally fucked the shit out of Chet!

Brad: Ohhh man no way! I totally fucked Chet in the ass too!

Chad: No way! When?

Brad: Remember when Chuck had that awesome Christmas party last year? Totally pounded Chet in Chucks champagne room then, he was so loose!

Chad: No way! That makes us unicorn brothers!

Brad: Fuck Yeah Unicorn brothers for life!

*Brad and Chad then preform a high five

Chad: Dood, Chet is such a butt slut...
by WIldBillBigCock March 27, 2016
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