clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina

jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!

by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009

Whisky Twat

When having sex with a woman/girl and her poon dries up because she has had too much to drink but is still coherant causing you to have to reach for substitute forms of lubrication.

Dude!! Me and Sally split a bottle of Jack Daniels and romped so long she got Whisky Twat and I had to use my spit to finish her off....

by Pjrpoacher August 27, 2009

Twat Swat

Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"

The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.

Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?

Billy: Well I like to...

Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?

*Awkward Silence*

You've been Twat Swated.

by SaraBeez May 18, 2009

twat bucket

twat bucket - 1)derogatory name for someone, usually female, who behaves like such a twat, it's necessary to add the word "bucket" for emphasis to make it even nastier. 2)derogatory term for someone who is more than just a twat, she's nastier than a twat, she is as nasty as the bucket twats are carried in. 3) a very absorbent feminine hygiene product

example: 1) Did you hear what Sue said about that poor woman?
Yes, she can be such a twat bucket!!!

2)(driving in traffic) That stupid twat bucket cut me off!
(at work) I HATE my new boss!!! She's such a twat bucket!!!

3) "Man, my period is so heavy, I need a twat bucket!!!

by DestinyThorne February 22, 2011

twat tickler

a moustache, that when giving oral sex, acts as a "duster".

look at the twat tickler on that guys face

by hump-for-phrey July 23, 2004

twat knuckle

In the literal sense, something utterly uncomfortable and unnatural--an aberration. In addition, a complete asshole; someone whose presence makes you wish time travel existed so you might jump back to their conception and prevent it. A total cunt.

"You're such a fucking twat knuckle."

"My twat knuckle is really achy today!"

by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

Twitter Twat

A person who tweets far too often

That bitch is on twitter all day, what a twitter twat.

by SUEEEEE4UUUUUUU July 7, 2009