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4*townie

Someone who is a Fan of 4*town, The fictional boyband from Turning red. If you looked this up you watch too much disney+
some guy : "Hey, Did you see that guy watching turning red? I think he likes 4*town."
Other guy : "Yeah, Dude, I think he's a 4*townie."
by Wildidiot July 12, 2022
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Townie Brain

“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.
Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”

John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?

Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025
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Townie

Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.

Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.

When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.

Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Don’t invite them, they are all townie’s.
by Neverforget01 September 11, 2021
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Townie

He/she is a know thot or hoe around town
Ayo don’t get it wit shawty shawty she a townie
by Andretti Meeks May 15, 2019
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Townie

Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.
Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie!
by Hester Adams July 20, 2008
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Townie Talk

Talking an idea or event early in the week only to disregard said idea by the end of the week and settle for something else
Hey Jim we should go to the Yankee game this Saturday. Sure Chris but it’s only Tuesday, that’s townie talk, you’ll change your idea by friday
by Softdrinksofchoice April 19, 2023
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Townie

Townie is a person NOT i repeat NOT related to a chav
a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery)
Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak
the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc
Townies say things like
shes proper fit innit!
or you me and my posse outside now innit
by Kezgetz June 24, 2007
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