The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.
I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet
by Trandolph1 June 2, 2018

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet
by Trumpet god 69 November 7, 2018

blowing into a womans vigina while eating her out and pushing on her stomach with ur lips still on her clit
by Jessica Grant January 9, 2004

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.
She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.
by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003

"Yeah, we know Hillary takes millions from oppressive totalitarian regimes in exchange for arms deals, but Trump is worse!" said the Butt Trumpet.
by Heime's henchmen June 21, 2016

by Alma Oscura September 27, 2003
