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jesus is the best
by my youtube corealz subscribe October 27, 2020
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a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus
jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!
by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020
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Sum guy w/ a famous dad
'jesus is ma G'
by d1mzy February 18, 2018
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A Tall nice guy that you should never let go. Usually takes a while to gain his trust. He will only stick with his true friends. He can be stubborn at times but that’s not how he really is. He’s a bitch at times if you get him mad or do something stupid, but once you get to know them you’ll grow fonder of them everyday. He has many friends and can be seen as a popular guy. Once you gain their trust, they will never forget about you.
There is No One like Jesus
by BestWriter04 March 4, 2018
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jesus saved me from skittles
by grayson alexander November 1, 2019
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Sucks cock whilst eating a bowl of chicken chow mein usually on a soothing sunday before a hard day for school and after monday he fucks a nigger
Jesus is a big boy
by Penisbumhole September 5, 2021
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a cool magic man with a toxic fan base
hey have you heard of Jesus jet?
by sampossident August 23, 2021
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