Catching the Crazy Turkey

Said by Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter. A sex thing.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.

"Man did you hear what John and Macy were doing last night?"
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.

by Panicube December 13, 2014

You a Turkey

the person calling you a turkey is basically saying you a bitch , go getcho lick back.

jamal: Yo mom fat ash dickhead.

James: ….

Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.

by PhillyslangBox April 6, 2022

Stick Shift the Turkey

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

turkey snob

a person who will only eat deli sliced fresh turkey. Refuses to eat pre-packaged Turkey

I offered to make her a Turkey sandwich, "she asked is it from the deli, fresh sliced?" I said no she said "no thanks i'm a turkey snob!"

by push1974 February 20, 2010

dirt turkey

slang, any kind of middle eastern person, inc. indians (dot not feather)

Osama is a dirt turkey

by beaver trapper July 9, 2007

turkey truncheon

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

Turkey Stern

the process of making a sandwich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)

My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.

by Yannni December 14, 2008