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Slapper

Davie504 is a slapper.

We are slappers.
by CloneArmy August 19, 2019
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Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023
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The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!
by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022
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Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit
My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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The Slapper

The Slapper says "Keep his wife's name out cho' fucking mouth!"
by Vomit is my business October 9, 2022
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Slapper

Damn this song is a slapper
by The Cat Edgar August 6, 2020
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Dick slapper

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it
If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place
by Wondering idek July 28, 2018
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