Shitty Balls

The art of fucking a chick while dipping your balls in her ass

(loosening the asshole may be needed)

i love when i get shitty balls :)

by anuslicker6969696969696969 December 29, 2009

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blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:

Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!

by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022

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shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021

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Shitty Australian

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.

"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."

by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015

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