Nonce

Dragon

That guy Drago in that van is a nonce

by I_AM-Anonymous October 26, 2020

Nonce

Andy Gregory

The Nonce is still lingering in his natural habitat at the local park

by Bdbdbdbdbdbd June 22, 2020

Nonce

Uk slang word for a person who looks at small children

Nonce: yo look at that kid over there. She’s very thicc

Non-nonce: I’m phoning the police

by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019

Nonce

A derogatory term for a sex offender

That Peter Brown kid is a right nonce

by Wagwan 619 November 22, 2018

Nonce

vikkstar123

vikkstar123 is a nonce

by ksi is fat April 15, 2020

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets

Steve is a fat nonce

by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022