Hoodie

The most useful thing on earth

Person 1:Do you have a coat I can borrow ?
Person 2:Why would you want a coat when I have a hoodie?

by TheHoodieGod April 18, 2018

Meat Hoodie

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

by Badbrad September 24, 2016

Give your crush your hoodie day

On April 21st is national give your crush a hoodie day. So give your crush or gf a hoodie

James- Hey Emily, here is my hoodie
Emily- What is this for?
James- It is national give your crush your hoodie day

by yournationaldaygirl April 20, 2022

National take your bestfriend's hoodie day

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!

Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!

Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!

by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021

National give a girl ur hoodie day

Give a girl ur hoodie its on june 24

Today is National give a girl ur hoodie day!!

by Imwaybclikeykijustam June 23, 2022

Decoy Hoodie

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.

Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"

Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me

by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025

Pink hoodie

A Piece of clothing obnoxious and loud middle school girls wear.

Middle schooler 1: "Do you hear that girl ,Victoria, With the Pink hoodie?"

Middle schooler 2: "Yeah literally everybody can."

by Ashyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 9, 2021