Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

finn church

finn church is a doo doo head but is very smexy in bed and is also very smexy towards other men.

Bob: finn church is a smexy man
Jeff: i would anal rape finn church
Bob: Me too!

by noghead June 9, 2019

ozark church

A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.

Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.

The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.

by ComradeWinston September 1, 2017

Church fucker

Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck

Someone who is a dumbass

Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass

I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!

by -Bouldrboy January 29, 2021

Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church

They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church

by Mickelyawner September 1, 2022

Rose Church

If you have a Rose Church, you are lucky as shit! She is the most shy but also the most crazy human ever. She either loves anime or nothing. On her crazy side, she will literally try to stab you and scream at the top of her lungs.. But however on her shy side she will probably only talk to the people who she trusts and loves. Furthermore, she will give anyone to enemies or brothers a million chances! Any Rose will have time for a little joke whether it’s in a do or die situation or just eating food.

1 Character: Rose Church is so kind, you should talk to her.
2 Character: She seems weird and isn’t she like a psychopath.?
1 Character: NO! She’s just special and an amazing friend!

by The Memey Guy July 17, 2020

Church Rabbit

Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.

Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.

by anteater97 July 26, 2009