by expynse May 13, 2020


Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.
Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

i love ryan. he is so cool. he is very good at valorant. oh and osu. he is so rich he gave me a lamborghini and he has many girlfriend from Croatia. He also donated 5 trillion dollars to the bolos cafe.
by evandog February 22, 2023


Ryan is a very mysterious man he is so mysterious and never tells anyone anything about his backstory, if he was a god he would be the god of mystery
by OwenC69 September 27, 2021

Ryan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is a sweet, caring, and selfless country boy. It might take him a while to grow the balls to tell you how he feels though. He is so kind and would give anything for someone he loves. He would go to hell and back for anybody he cares about. Don't mess with him or his family though, because his crazy redneck girlfriend isn't afraid to defend what she loves either.
by Addy-Jo October 16, 2018
