the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010
when on vacation and a large wave in the surf rips off your whole bikini and you are left standing there naked.
by captron January 19, 2014
When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.
by TKFromAntioch May 01, 2015
A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.
by titmouse August 01, 2006
1)Having to hear an overplayed song.
2)Being forced to hear a fucked up sound.
3)Having someone make sexual noises towards you.
2)Being forced to hear a fucked up sound.
3)Having someone make sexual noises towards you.
by a71as January 20, 2006
A crime where a man is charged with having sex with a male child under the age of 18 (with or without consent).
Pit: Yo dude, did you hear about our teacher Mr. Marv?
Dit: No man, what happened?
Pit: It was the front headline of the newspaper this morning. He's serving five years in jail for faggotory rape.
Dit: I always knew he was messed up.
Dit: No man, what happened?
Pit: It was the front headline of the newspaper this morning. He's serving five years in jail for faggotory rape.
Dit: I always knew he was messed up.
by Legit.Shit. May 30, 2010
During a simultaneous rape struggle for dominance, two rapists meet and fight each other over who is going to rape who. It can also be a sport.
Both of them got arrested for raping each other at the same time. Since they were evenly matched, there were occasions where one or the other was getting raped, and it went back and forth. It was an epic rape duel.
by ThatGuyThisGuy December 26, 2012